Monday, November 25, 2013

Today

I played Scattergories and dominoes with psych patients. Hey, every clinical should be this fun!

However, I didn't appreciate the asshat behind me who was HONKING because I didn't blithely make a left turn into oncoming traffic. Sorry that I didn't use my telekinetic powers to move the cars out of the way so that you could get home faster, Douchebag, but I'm not supposed to use them for expedience.

3 comments:

Evyl Robot Michael said...

Heh. There's an intersection about 3/4-mi from our house where people usually turn right, but we go straight (to get to our house). One day, this f***tard behind me at the light spent the entire red cycle honking at me because I wouldn't take the right on red. Even though I wasn't signalling. Because I wasn't turning. What an asshat.

Brigid said...

I do wish I had the secret power to immediately flatten all four tires of the people that honk like that. Have a great Thanksgiving Christina.

Aesop said...

Think outside the box.

When @$$hats honk, I turn the engine off, exit when safe, lift up the hood, and stare in puzzlement at the engine block until they find something else to do.

I assure you, it's hilarious.